Wednesday, December 30, 2009


Dear California license plate, HVNZENT,
First of all, it took me a mile to get your plate. Second, you're a douche. Unless, of course, no one took HVNSENT and you decided to use the Z anyhow. Then your douchiness is so far above all others, it's kind of awesome.

Note: Why isn't precautious a word? If I'm taking a precaution, aren't I being precautious? Food for thought.

1 comment:

Maize said...

If you were in the field of education (especially English education) you could MAKE precautious a word. Inferencing wasn't a word when I was in high school, but now it's on the tip of every English teacher's tongue.

In summing up, I wish I had some kind of affirmative message to leave you with. I don't. Would you take two negative messages?
-- Woody Allen