Dear California license plate, HVNZENT,
First of all, it took me a mile to get your plate. Second, you're a douche. Unless, of course, no one took HVNSENT and you decided to use the Z anyhow. Then your douchiness is so far above all others, it's kind of awesome.
Note: Why isn't precautious a word? If I'm taking a precaution, aren't I being precautious? Food for thought.