Wednesday, February 4, 2009


Dear Guy on the 405 South in the Suzuki Esteem this morning,

First off, your car has a stupid, delusional name. Second, hey, guess what is NOT COOL to do while driving on the highway? Reading! I am a big fan of reading. Hell, I read while waiting in line at the In 'N' Out the other night. But when cars are going 60 mph on the highway, it is not cool to be READING! And talking on the phone! What the hell is wrong with you? You made all the annoying "I don't signal for nobody" jerks look sane. Cut it out!

Thank you,

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