Wednesday, March 4, 2009

lots of things going crazy awry

I kind of sucked at keeping up on things that could go wrong, so here are some pop culture and personal ones.

#10 You could be asked to be engaged on national TV, and then have the guy TAKE IT BACK on national TV later.

#11 You could have a woman with Teri Hatcher's voice kidnap your parents and try to make you sew buttons in your eyes.

#12 You could have your roommate send your blood pressure through the roof because she was adamant about moving and nowhere is as nice and cheap as where you live. Luckily, she changes her mind, but not before causing irreparable damage to your chi.

#13 You could not win $200 million in the lottery.

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