16. Have you seen that Depeche Mode Wrong video? Oh, hell.
17. You could get all gussied up and head to Santa Monica for a party on a work night only to discover that the party is, in fact, the next night.
18. A car could hit yours and then park behind you and not leave a note, forcing you to call the police to make a report so you won't have to pay to repair the damage--the thing that's so bad about this is that you just bought dessert, and while you're waiting, it melts in the car.