Tuesday, October 5, 2010

best thing about Freedom

If I'm ever famous and you decide to steal my glasses and run away, a la Franzenfest, you best get away because if the coppers catch ya, I won't press charges, but I WILL go to your house and make you tell your mom what you did. With a camera crew filming it.

Actually, my favorite part of this is that the glasses-nappers left a Hotmail address. You know what that says about you.

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In summing up, I wish I had some kind of affirmative message to leave you with. I don't. Would you take two negative messages?
-- Woody Allen