Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Signs You're A Bad Parent: Halloween Edition

You threaten to take Halloween away from your disruptive child. Or you actually do it.
Your child will remember this as an adult and loathe you for it. It's a sign you're stressed and not thinking of your child. I don't care if he or she just murdered a small animal. You can deal with the kid's incipient serial killerness later. Now, just let them trick or treat.

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In summing up, I wish I had some kind of affirmative message to leave you with. I don't. Would you take two negative messages?
-- Woody Allen