Tuesday, February 26, 2008

upcoming shows from the 8 year-old creators of "My Dad is Better than Your Dad"

My Fire Truck Makes Better Fire Truck Noises than Your Fire Truck Can
My Little Sister Can Skip Rope Circles Round Your Sister, Who Looks Like a Walrus, But Uglier
My Allowance is Higher Because My Parents are both Richer and More Generous than Your Parents
My Snot Tastes More Like Pizza Than Your Snot
My Grandmother's Angina is More Severe than Your Grandmother's Angina, But She Still Smells Better
The Teacher Said I'm Her Number One Favorite Which Means I'm the Smartest and You're a Stupidhead
Yo Mama

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