9:04pm -- Hurley made it off the island. And he's one of the Oceanic Six. Six. Ah, loving it. Loving it!!!!!!!!!!!
9:05pm -- No interest in Eli Stone whatsoever. I think one of the cops in the teaser was Bruce Campbell.
9:06pm -- Wanna know a funny coincidence??????!!!!!!!
9:07pm -- Hurley lies about Ana Lucia. But, more strangely, he doesn't want a doughnut.
9:08pm -- Who'd he run from? Who'd he run from? Ben? Jacob (whoever Jacob is)?
Oh no, Hurley's lost his cotton-pickin' mind! I feel bad about the doughnut crack.
9:09pm -- Jack has become, how do you say, homicidal?
9:10pm -- There are many ways to be survivors... and, apparently, Rose is a bit slutty.
9:11pm -- Oh, Ben.
9:12pm -- Poor Hurley.
9:13pm -- Devastation. Is. Momentary.
9:14pm -- Where is she?! (I kinda knew she was getting up and going.)