Sunday, February 25, 2007

Barbara Walters' Oscar Special

7:09pm Dear God.
7:09pm Hi, Ben!
7:10pm "Live your truth." Nice. Someone put that on a pillow.
7:11pm "I'll just write an HBO special." The quick fix-it I've always used when my career was in a slump.
7:12pm I like Kohl's "Expect great things." Expect being the operative word. Not, you know, "get."
7:13pm Abby Breslin schilling for hp. I love her brother Spencer. Why hasn't she brought him to the Oscars? Sibling rivalry?

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In summing up, I wish I had some kind of affirmative message to leave you with. I don't. Would you take two negative messages?
-- Woody Allen