Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Nothing Says Love Like Salad Dressing

At CVS an hour ago.

Middle-Aged Guy 1: Let me buy you a card.
Middle-Aged Guy 2: No.
Middle-Aged Guy 1: OK, how about some creamy ranch?

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In summing up, I wish I had some kind of affirmative message to leave you with. I don't. Would you take two negative messages?
-- Woody Allen