At CVS an hour ago.
Middle-Aged Guy 1: Let me buy you a card.
Middle-Aged Guy 2: No.
Middle-Aged Guy 1: OK, how about some creamy ranch?
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on the run from boredom since 1983
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"Nomads know it is cheaper to leave things behind than to take them along." -- Dubravka Ugresic
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