Sunday, February 25, 2007

Shadow Snakes Kill Ellen Degeneres and...

Snakes on a Plane at the Oscars. Bet you didn't see that one coming.

10:34pm: George Clooney, as always, I doff my hat. Or would, if I had one. Rinko's hair is a different color. I think she's doomed.
10:35 pm: I can't believe JHud has an Oscar. Hollywood is such a weird town. And she gets to hug and kiss George Clooney, also known as "what God can do."
10:36pm This whole revamping of the speeches thing is a huge failure.
10:37pm She forgot to thank American Idol. Pshaw. Well, it would have been rough for JHud to sing later if she had lost.

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In summing up, I wish I had some kind of affirmative message to leave you with. I don't. Would you take two negative messages?
-- Woody Allen