Oscars

8:45pm The Golden Compass stars present the first Oscar to art direction. Daniel Craig scares me, and not because his ears are sharp and pointy. I believe he is James Bond and could snap me in half with his eyelashes.
8:46pm First Oscar to Pan's Labyrinth. Yes! I so picked that! Not on this blog, of course, but in my head... that is one skinny woman. A little too pretty for art direction, no?
8:47pm I thought they weren't supposed to thank people.
8:48pm Maggie Gyllenhaal, I'm sorry.
8:51pm What the h*&^ is "Hello"?