Happy "Love in the Time of Global Warming" Day!

Here's my Valentine to you: advice!

• Go download Friday Night Lights' pilot episode for free on iTunes. Even if you don't like football or Texas. Actually, especially if you don't like football and Texas. Just do it. It's free.
• Call or email a relative/neighbor who lives a fairly solitary life. Tell them how much they mean to you. Or better, give them chocolates.
• Turn the lights off. It's the day time. Why do you need so many lights on? Open a friggin' window!
• Slightly belated advice: Don't buy a Hallmark card. Or any card at all. They suck (except for the uber-expensive musical cards; those are awesome) and tend not to say what you mean. Think about why you're sending this person a Valentine, and then write down those reasons. They'll mean alot more.

Miniaturized rhinos are starving to death in my short story. Must go save them now...