Sunday, February 25, 2007

Oscars

9:21pm Best Supporting Actor is...
9:23pm NO WAY! ALAN ARKIN just beat out EDDIE MURPHY! NO WAY!
9:24pm Those are some lame looking seats. Not Oscar plush. Alan Arkin's wife looks lovely -- poor Eddie! I heart you, Alan.
9:25pm Marky Mark still gets his two minutes. Using Ellen's toothbrush. Nice. Scorsese gets a laugh off Ellen. Double nice. I hope The Departed wins director. Picture'd be nice, too.
9:26pm What the hell is going on? Sumo babies? What was that???
9:27pm I bet the distinguished guest is James Brown's ghost.

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In summing up, I wish I had some kind of affirmative message to leave you with. I don't. Would you take two negative messages?
-- Woody Allen