I just had some ice cream. I still feel hurt about Helen's shorts comment.
7:41pm "Eddie is a revelation" with his little black greaser comb.
7:42pm Eddie, apparently, lacks Helen's psychic powers.
7:43pm Eddie took lemons or lemonade and made... what? He's not magic like Helen. She took turnips and made a marriage. Or something.
7:45pm A secret look into the life and language of shoe salesman, brought to you by Eddie Murphy.
7:46pm Kirsten's dress looked oily. That's what it was. Like, ew.
7:47pm Eddie Murphy makes more money than everyone. So there!
7:48pm You heard it here folks. Eddie Murphy is only going to act on the screen for five more years! That means only five more years of possible Norbit sequels!
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