8:37pm Do you think Jack got Britney to cut his hair? Now, back to Ellen's velvet suit and white shoes. Holy Lord. Um, Penelope Cruz isn't Mexican.
8:38pm "No one can fill a seat like an American." Hell's yes.
8:39pm I like this torturing of the nominees.
8:40pm I just can't handle how cute Abby Breslin is, and how bald Jack Nicholson is.
8:41pm Peter O'Toole is wearing a carpet, or drapes or something -- a valet suit?, and Ellen's picking on him (though not for that). Rough.
8:42pm Al Gore joke. Holla! Look at Leo, he's cute! Look, look, look. And Steve Carell, you're not even nominated, and you're diverse.
8:43pm Can anyone think of a guy named Oscar who isn't Jewish, black or gay? Oscar Meyer? He's a hot dog, and he ain't Kosher. So he's got to be one of the latter two.
8:44pm Ellen danced. Kinda.
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