Pre-Oscars!

OK, I'm going to eat chicken and some salad. The chicken isn't looking so great at the moment. I said, "Hey, Grandma, are you going to cut off that white fatty part?" and she said, yes, and of course, didn't. And she wonders why I would rather do the cooking...

I'm not going to watch the red carpet madness, since, honestly, who cares? I plan on watching the Barbara Walters thing at 7 (4 PacTime) and will comment on that. I really don't know that I can liveblog on this thing, but I'll do my damnedest. 40 posts tonight! Yehaw!

See you at 7!